Christmas Monologues

4th – 6th December 2025

Relishes Cafe

 

THREE SOLD OUT SHOWS!!

Production Manager Sarah Hambrook

Director Andrea Beryl

Featuring 7 talented local performers, this show promises a night of outrageous humour and festive mayhem.

Margot: (Katy Rowden)
Margot has spent years making life look effortless – but underneath the shine, something is starting to shift.

Leigh: (Nat Simmonds)
Leigh decorates Christmas trees for a living.
This year, her client is her ex-husband’s new wife.
Nothing could possibly go wrong… right?

Juanita: (Natasha Kay Senior)
Working Christmas Day in a rest home isn’t glamorous.
But Juanita’s shift might be the most unforgettable one yet.

Robbie: (Robert Holt)
Turkey farmer Rob’s having a rough season. Let’s just say… it’s not stuffing he’s worried about.

Penny: (Bridget Brady)
She’s 12. She’s clever. She’s neurodivergent.
And she’s got some… thoughts about Christmas.

Becky: (Anne Timpany)
Becky’s an elf. Santa’s… special elf.
And she’s got stories the North Pole HR department should probably hear.

Ruth: (Becca Thompson)
Once addicted to drugs. Now addicted to Jesus.
Ruth’s Christmas miracle may not be quite what you expect.

 

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